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Thursday, October 14, 2010


Here is our current DJ roster as of October 14, 2010

Sunday - DJ Tempest Jewel
Monday - DJ Ryann Hendrassen
Tuesday - DJ Kossuth Caedmon
Wednesday - DJ Calvin Rosca
Thusday - DJ Takashi Alekseev
Friday - DJ Trixianna Saenz
Saturday - DJ Asphyxiations Dreamscape

We also have to awesome girls playing at random times of the day and filling in when one of our regulars can't make it.

DJ SufferingFrom Lockjaw
DJ Amykins Moonwall

Each one has their own style and each one is just awesome!  Shows run from 7 to 10PM and sometimes even later.  A schedule board is posted in the club so you know who will be there next.  And with our Hard Core dancers, you know you're getting a class A party.

At Hard Alley we have everything you need to get down and party and be a little naughty too!


  1. How long has it been since one of our DJs had sex while spinning tunes? Too long! We need to correct this soon.

  2. I think you're right about that. It's been a very, VERY long time.

  3. Pose ball of course. Everybody has sex in IM's, but it takes talent to spin and fuck in public at the same time.

  4. I foresee a lot of dead-air during my set...