Holiday Break

Just a little note to let everyone know the club will be on a holiday break until January 3rd.  Give our DJ's and strippers time to spend with their families during this season. 

Happy Holidays and see you all next year!

DJ Roster

Here's our revised DJ Schedule as of Dec. 10, 2010

Sunday - DJ Amethyst

Monday - DJ Ryann

Tuesday - DJ Amykins

Wednesday - DJ Cal

Thursday - DJ Amykins

Friday - DJ Trix

Saturday - DJ Asphy

With this we now have a full week of kickass tunes to listen to and hot girls on stage to keep your eyes busy while you dance.  This is Hard Core and we're bringing it to you Hard and raw!

Ladies' Night!

Just wanted to take this moment to thank everyone, dancers and spectators alike, for making Sunday night's event a total success.  4 hours of non-stop debauchery and fun made out for a wonderful time.  Took some hard work to get it all together but we all pulled through and brought the ladies some well deserved entertainment.  I love you guys!

Ladies' Night!

It's finally come!  Our second Ladies' night!  It's time to give the girls some fun as we all work hard keeping the guys happy.  Any guys wanting to work that night just stop by the club and pick up a job application at the entrance.  Hope to see you all there!

.....Happily Ever After

 

This past Friday, October 29, 2010 Hard Alley Security Staff member and my best friend and love, Ayrx Tempest and I tied the knot in a traditional Handfasting ceremony on our land with our closest friends and family.

We laughed and we cried as we shared vows and swore eternal love and union.

But the best words that can be used to express the emotions of the groom can be described by the notecard I received seconds before the ceremony started all thanks to my boss and friend Hard.  *winks*

Pre-Wedding Banter

Transcript prepared by Hard Rust

I thought you might get a laugh out of all this. :)
Hard Rust: Hey Kids

Ayrx Tempest: Hard!
Donovan OHanlon: Hard

Donovan OHanlon: woot!

Takashi Alekseev: Hi Hard

Hard Rust: Nervous yet?

Ayrx Tempest: Great to see you :)

Hard Rust: Hey Taka. Hi Don

Ayrx Tempest: Shitting bricks the size of Godzilla on steriods

Donovan OHanlon: I'm so glad you were able to come.
Hard Rust: me too
Ayrx Tempest: lol
Donovan OHanlon: hands Ayrxy a cocktail.....pours one for Hard and Taka
Hard Rust: I told Trix I was going to come down here and try to get you so nervous you would wet your pants and throw up
Donovan OHanlon: LOLOLOL
Ayrx Tempest: LOLOL
Ayrx Tempest: Damn you!
Hard Rust: Has Donovan talked to you yet about the birds and the bees and what your bride will expect from you on your wedding night?
Donovan OHanlon: listen Ayrx
Ayrx Tempest: Not as of yet
Ayrx Tempest: :P
Hard Rust hands Ayrx some Extenze
Donovan OHanlon: the grooms do da.....goes into the briede do hicky.....a lot
Ayrx Tempest: LOL
Donovan OHanlon: LOL
Takashi Alekseev: "Fangs on the wang"?
Donovan OHanlon: LOL
Ayrx Tempest: *GIGGLES* :)~~~~
Hard Rust: hell just put you do da in any place the bride will let you
Donovan OHanlon: I can tell this is gonna be fun
Donovan OHanlon: I like Hard's idea
Ayrx Tempest: We discussed actually doing this naked and having ritualistic sex on the alter infront of everyone.
Donovan OHanlon: I vote for that
Donovan OHanlon: very pagan
Donovan OHanlon: lol
Takashi Alekseev: I gotta keep my shoes on
Hard Rust: sounds like your average night at Hard Core
Donovan OHanlon: exactly
Donovan OHanlon: god I love that place
Hard Rust: take your socks off but leave your shoes on, Taka?
Ayrx Tempest: Indeed
Donovan OHanlon: laughs
Ayrx Tempest: lol
Hard Rust: Taka your fly is open
Takashi Alekseev: "easy access", Hard
Hard Rust: lol okay just checking to see if you had me muted
Hard Rust: lol
Takashi Alekseev: lol
Hard Rust: you know... we have enough time to change all this out for a disco theme
Ayrx Tempest: LOL
Takashi Alekseev has his afro at the ready
Ayrx Tempest: You just want to use those terrible dances you have Hard :P
Donovan OHanlon: lol
Hard Rust: those are classic
Donovan OHanlon: Hard just wants to see me in my polyester nut huggers
Ayrx Tempest: Yea...to the 1970's
Hard Rust: they'll be back in style some day
Donovan OHanlon: that's why I never got rid of them
Donovan OHanlon: I must have paid at least 30 bucks for those back in the day
Hard Rust: remember... the answer is "I do!" not, "Can I think about this some more?" or "Who? Me?"
Donovan OHanlon: lol
Ayrx Tempest: LOL
Ayrx Tempest: Or....what?...ohhh...you talking to me?
Hard Rust: my first two in game marriages lasted 5 days each. the third lasted 2 years, which was 1 year 360 days too long.
Donovan OHanlon: LOLOLOL
Donovan OHanlon: you've been a busy man Hard
Takashi Alekseev sticks to marrying giant turkeys
Donovan OHanlon: lmao
Hard Rust: lol how is the Mrs, Taka? Its close to Thanksgiving....
Takashi Alekseev: I know....I'm eating for all she's worth...
Hard Rust: you know, 4 years ago, the sight of a giant Turkey in the Alley would have shocked me.
Hard Rust: but compared to stuff I've seen Taka do...
Takashi Alekseev: Now, you just check to see whether I'm on the land..."Oh, it's Taka again"
Hard Rust: lol
Ayrx Tempest: Back
Donovan OHanlon: wb brother
Ayrx Tempest: ty
Hard Rust: wb
Ayrx Tempest: ty
Hard Rust: brb getting a drink
Ayrx Tempest: Twitchyer than a straight man in a gaybar here >.>
Donovan OHanlon: face palms
Ayrx Tempest: XD
Donovan OHanlon: that's pretty twitchey
Ayrx Tempest: Aye
Hard Rust: back
Ayrx Tempest: wb
Donovan OHanlon: wb Hard
Hard Rust: ty
Ayrx Tempest: Booze?
Donovan OHanlon: hands Ayrx a shot of Jim Beam straight up
Ayrx Tempest sips it slowly
Ayrx Tempest: Careful on the strong stuff...likely to just jump to the honeymoon sex..
Hard Rust: that was the liquour bottle? I thought it was here because there is no bathroom??
Ayrx Tempest: !
Ayrx Tempest coughs
Hard Rust: I wouldnt kiss Trix until you've had some mouthwash
Ayrx Tempest: Hard...we are in a bloody Forrest!
Ayrx Tempest: Piss on a Tree!
Hard Rust: I'm a city kid! we use bottles!

Donovan OHanlon: LOL
Ayrx Tempest: LOL
Donovan OHanlon: just dont' forget to ditch it when you're done.......don't leave it in your car
Hard Rust: yeah urine stinks up a car something terrible
Ayrx Tempest barfs
Hard Rust: Just think, tonight you'll be Mr. Trixianna Saenz!
Ayrx Tempest: LOL
Donovan OHanlon: bbbaahhhhhhhhh
Donovan OHanlon: omg Rust!
Ayrx Tempest: Just don't try and hump me thinking it's Trix...
Donovan OHanlon: face palms dying over here
Hard Rust: hey, when its dark I make no promises
Ayrx Tempest gets a cork
Takashi Alekseev: "Trixi, did you know Ayrx has softer hands than you do?"
Ayrx Tempest: LOL
Hard Rust: Trix already has something for that. Its long, black and plastic, and she's wearing it under her wedding dress as a surprise
Ayrx Tempest cringes
Takashi Alekseev clenches too. Nobody is safe
Donovan OHanlon: I want video
Hard Rust: lol
Ayrx Tempest: lolol

Donovan OHanlon: this cloak is so thick...I think I'm safe

Ayrx Tempest: Mind you Hard...I've seen Candace's new toy...having fun are you two?

Donovan OHanlon: she nearly got me with that thing the other night

Hard Rust: I'm sure I have no idea what you are talking about

Hard Rust rubs his ass

Ayrx Tempest: lol

Hard Alley's First Live Music Event! Elysum Live!

     Come listen to Elysum. two brothers who are sure to "Rock The Sim"
Lorel Bravin, the lead singer is soulful and bluesy at times and soft and
mellow are other times. It's been said his gravely voice has given
people shivers. Elys Mistwalker plays with precision, but can freestyle
and rip with the best.
    Their musical influences are varied but lean toward rock and alternative.
They cover songs from Pink Floyd to Seether to Alice in Chains. Covering
such songs as "Heart Shaped Box" by "Nirvana", "Wish You Were Here" by
"Pink Floyd"  and "Outside" by "Stain'd"
           Lorel Bravin is a true front man who likes to talk to the crowd and
have a good time in between songs. With years of musical experience the
brothers are hard to beat for raw musicality. Rock Alternative and
Classic Tunage.

 

Halloween Time at Hard Alley!

It's Hard Alley's favorite holiday! No, Megzi's not finally giving it up to Hard *Pats Hard's back* It's Halloween and here at HA we love to go all out and have fun.  We've got 2 great events lined up for Halloween weekend and each one is bound to be as awesome and sexy as all of our events.

Our first event is a new Hard Alley tradition.  It's our second annual Ghost Story Night, this year in our cemetery located in the rear of the sim, Hard's favorite place! *smirks*  It's time to sit around the campfire and each person will add a line to the story which will be officiated by the bossman himself.  It's bound to be spooky, scary and very VERY sexy.

Sunday 31st, Halloween night is our HUGE costume party.  Dress up as your favorite character, make it original, make it dirty, it's all up to you!

Even if you can only make one of these events, rest assured you will have a fantastic time.  This is our playground, let's have fun!

Losing a limb

He was pole dancing with a crucifix strapped on to his back while wearing a suit the day I met him.  He has been my food cohort, sinful song spinner, mayor and all out one of my best friends since I set foot in the Alley over a year ago.  Takashi Alekseev has always been there for me as I hope I was there for him whenever he needed me.  Not having him as one of my top DJ's is a loss that the Alley and myself will and already greatly miss.

Yesterday I was faced with the hard truth that Tak has decided to leave the Hard Core roster, the reasons I have no knowledge of.  I feel like I've just lost a vital part, not only of the club, but of myself.

No one will be able to fill your shoes babe.  Those heels are too difficult to wear.

Love you Tak.....

DJ's

Here is our current DJ roster as of October 14, 2010

Sunday - DJ Tempest Jewel
Monday - DJ Ryann Hendrassen
Tuesday - DJ Kossuth Caedmon
Wednesday - DJ Calvin Rosca
Thusday - DJ Takashi Alekseev
Friday - DJ Trixianna Saenz
Saturday - DJ Asphyxiations Dreamscape

We also have to awesome girls playing at random times of the day and filling in when one of our regulars can't make it.

DJ SufferingFrom Lockjaw
DJ Amykins Moonwall

Each one has their own style and each one is just awesome!  Shows run from 7 to 10PM and sometimes even later.  A schedule board is posted in the club so you know who will be there next.  And with our Hard Core dancers, you know you're getting a class A party.

At Hard Alley we have everything you need to get down and party and be a little naughty too!

Busy Busy

So I'm back from vacation, and boy have I been busy.  New life ahead and someone to do it with means that a new and improved Ms. Saenz has emerged.  But don't get me wrong, the inner bitch is still inside so I got my eyes on you!

Just a little heads up on upcoming events and things I'd love to see in the club.

I will be planning our next Ladies' Night soon.  Any male dancers, hired or not may contact me, so as soon as I get enough to fill our stage we can rock out the club for the girls.  Hey, they bust their asses (literally) for you guys, give them something to enjoy for a few hours.

Sunday, October 31st, Halloween!  And you know what that means, it's time for Halloween storytelling.  This year we will be holding it in the cemetery.  We will all sit around in a big circle and each will say a line to add to the story.  Who knows what will happen.  More information on topic, etc. will be posted at a later time.

And remember, we have live DJ's every night in the club from 7 to 10.  Each has their own style and each one is just awesome.  We also count on a few daytime DJ's who come in and spin at random hours to liven things up a bit so check in often, that tune they're playing just might be your favorite.

We've got something for everyone in Hard Alley.  You never know what you'll find.


Until next time lovies.  Big kisses and gropes and see you all in world soon!

Ms. Saenz, Hard Core Boss Lady